
Customer: Do you have any books on the dark arts?
Me: …No.
Customer: Do you have any idea where I could find some?
Me: Why don’t you try Knockturn Alley?
Customer: Where’s that?
Me: Oh, the centre of London.
Customer: Thanks, I’ll keep my eyes peeled for it.
What’s an e-text?
Amazing. The best part: I’m reading Jane Eyre for class this week!
is this a real book? I need it. now.
(robynlovesteacups:
This is the story of my life.