My name is Cassandra. I'm twenty-three and the odds are in my favor that you've never met me and honestly you probably never will. But through this little wormhole of my tumblog you'll be provided a glimpse of who I am. What you do with that I don't really care, but I do hope you get some enjoyment from something you see here. So thanks for stopping by. And thank you for just being you.

ficbypen:

#the GPOYest GPOY of all GPOYs

Look at the beer I found today! It’s in a Buddha bottle! It’s called Lucky Beer and really it just makes me entirely too happy even if it does taste like water has been strained through someone’s jockstrap…

Half my face is numb from the dentist and I keep feeling like I am drooling. It’s no bueno. I guess I’m just going to spend my day playing minecraft and drinking things through straws. Also watching a marathon on Urban Legends on Syfy. 

roamingkaij:

my life

I want no make that need to get this as my next tattoo. Instead of a guardian angel on my shoulder I want a cracked out owl.

You know what the greatest feeling in the world is? 

staying up until one in the morning on payday just to see what your paycheck is going to be when it includes 2 holiday pay pieces, 80+ hours of work for 2 weeks, and an included pay increase because not only minimum wage went up, but based on my hours I’ve finally reached step four. And really it just comes down to the fact that as of this very moment Cassandra has ALL of her bills paid for the month, has helped pay her share of living expenses as well as help for a bit more given the struggle my mom is going through getting her sick pay, I have enough money for gas to cover the next two weeks for work, AND I still have enough left over that I can treat myself to something nice for my birthday…I don’t know what yet though. Probably just going to blow it all on bath and body works and sushi and not share with anybody. But for the next five days:

and right now I’m going to take my unisom and finish my glass of wine because in 17 hours I get to see Gabriel Iglesias live which officially means I’ve seen more comedians live than musicians…

which I approve of entirely and lets hope I can keep it up.

So, A Random Glance Into The Life Of Me 

I very much like to pluck my eyebrows while blaring Celine Dion’s It’s All Coming Back To Me Now. I don’t know it just eases the pain I guess, but in reality I can tune my squeaks and squeals of pain by belting along with her. It’s especially good if I wear headphones so I don’t have to hear the sad pitiful squalling of myself. But it’s all good now. I don’t have fugly catipillar eyebrows right now and I got to sing about passionate sex. 

So I’m back from taking the LSAT and while I don’t think I did great I don’t think I did too bad either. Though what shocked me is that I feel more confident that I did well with the logic questions over everything else. Which is sucky. 

BUT I FINISHED IT! Now hopefully it turns out well.

I got Chinese food for lunch/brunch and though I enjoy it, my mushroom chicken only had one mushroom in the entire thing. I’m sorry, but I love my fungi and I would gladly love some more please.

LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND AT WALMART!!! Of all the places to find this movie Walmart would be the last place I’d ever think to look. So happy.

You know you are super hungry when… 

Your first thoughts when you look at your meal are “Is that supposed to be that chunky?” and “I’m probably going to get sick from eating this.” Yet you choose to eat it anyway.