My name is Cassandra. I'm twenty-three and the odds are in my favor that you've never met me and honestly you probably never will. But through this little wormhole of my tumblog you'll be provided a glimpse of who I am. What you do with that I don't really care, but I do hope you get some enjoyment from something you see here. So thanks for stopping by. And thank you for just being you.

Gary Oldman recaps ‘Jersey Shore’ on Jimmy Kimmel Live

The 34th GIF in your folder is you trying to be “gangster” 

thegifinyourfolder:

Johnny Boychuk 

Timmy boy needs some grin time too: 

Felt the World Needed More of Boychuk’s Grin 

God I’m so full of taco meat… 

I’m going to go crash in bed now.

Hopefully I’ll dream of a beautiful Cassandra Sandwich featuring toppings of:

You know what fuck-it just throw the whole team at me

But fuck you Julien…you can just watch

TMI TUESDAY: Half an Hour Early Edition! 

When I drink/get drunk I get unnaturally and unequivocally horny…

So horny in fact I am at this moment that I’m going to post all my sexy gifs which I’ll probably regret when I come back to Tumblr in the morning. Both R-rated and NC-17…

When Americans hear a British accent. 

eternallysleeps:

nikkiisyellow-:

bouncing-ferret:

green-suspenders:

younopoo:

leplastiquedick:

Add every other European accent (except French, not a big fan of French accents) as well as Australian and I’ll be:

Help Me Choose! What should I go with? 

1. 
2. All Four of: 
3. Or: